2008-09-11

El lipstick de McCain

Lo que dice cada cual de la Palin:

1. "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?...Lipstick." - Gov. Sarah Palin

2. "What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney?...Lipstick" - Anonymous

3. "How are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" --Jimmy Kimmel

4. "You know, Sarah Palin likes the outdoors, likes assault rifles, has a collection of rifles, likes to shoot assault rifles. I'll say this for her daughter's boyfriend: the kid's got guts." --David Letterman

5. "I gotta admit, she looked very comfortable at the podium because it's kinda like Alaska: you look out on that convention floor, nothing but white as far as the eye can see." --Jay Leno

6. "This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher

7. "John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher

8. "Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno

Tomado a OhMyGov

7 comentarios:

solo joe dijo...

un palo de mccain cuando escogio a esta mujer! ya gano los republicanos estas elecciones... no por los candidatos sino por la imagen que yo vi en la tele de la hijita de esta senhora lamiendose la palma de la mano para despues peinar a su hermanita bebe...

diablos, eso le dio 12 puntos en la competencia!!

Ivonne Acosta Lespier dijo...

Myrisa: Tu post me ha hecho reir y el retrato está buenísimo. No conocía "OhMyGov" y ya lo incluí como "widget" en mi blog. Gracias..Hay que balancear la tristeza con los chistes..es imprescindible para la sanidad mental.

Myrisa dijo...

solo joe. No sé si ya ganaron pero la reacción a la Palin demuestra cuanto la gente responde a la idea de los mesías.

Edwin Vázquez dijo...

OH God! La Palin me tiene como un palíndrome. Si gana esa gente empiezo a construir un "bunker" en casa.

Myrisa dijo...

edwin, pero que el bunker no impida la conección broadband.

Indio Bravo dijo...

Está genial, sobretodo el número 3 sobre los pañales. Casi me tengo que cambiar el mío de tanto reírme.
Gracias por tu comentario sobre el doblete de género.

Myrisa dijo...

Indio Bravo, gracias por comentar. Se me había borrado el widget de mi blogroll y no recordaba tu dirección o nombre. Te repuse en la lista de blogs locales.